January 2011
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That's it...I'm not going to talk to any of you...
Stay safe, sane and sexy.
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
 lonelystreetofdreams replied to your post:At least I can push a meatball across a plate of spaghetti with my nose! Beat that mother-fuckers! Just like the dog in that movie! I was thinking more like that hot blonde cheerleader in Glee but yeah, I guess source material is okay too.
Jan 1st
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At least I can push a meatball across a plate of...
Jan 1st
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 1291 replied to your post:REBLOG if you’re spending New Year’s Eve naked in the dark, alone, with your penis in one hand and a bottle of Jack in the other. Can I hold your penis? Pris, you know you don’t need to ask. :-D
Jan 1st
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REBLOG if you're spending New Year's Eve naked in...
Jan 1st
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REBLOG IF YOU'RE A CAT.
Jan 1st
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Why do Americans have difficulty spelling pyjamas?
Jan 1st
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directornickfury: downinthedeadpool: directornickfury: downinthedeadpool:  directornickfury started following you I mother-fucking knew it!  And you’re not being very stealthy when your presence shows up on my dashboard.  Some superspy you are. ;-p I know. Do I have a reason to hide from you? No, not really. good to know. I loved you in Snakes on a Plane, by the way.
Jan 1st
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directornickfury: downinthedeadpool:  directornickfury started following you I mother-fucking knew it!  And you’re not being very stealthy when your presence shows up on my dashboard.  Some superspy you are. ;-p I know. Do I have a reason to hide from you? No, not really.
Jan 1st
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 directornickfury started following you I mother-fucking knew it!  And you’re not being very stealthy when your presence shows up on my dashboard.  Some superspy you are. ;-p
Jan 1st
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If a decade starts at the year ending in 1, then...
espeeonnn: WAIT PEOPLE THINK WE ARE ENTERING A NEW DECADE RIGHT NOW?? New decade was established LAST YEAR FOLKS get with the program There was no Year Zero (aside from the delightfully delectable album of the same name by NIN), but all this weebly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff makes my brain hurt.
Jan 1st
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Would you be the flip to my flop?
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December 2010
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Hello...ello...ello? Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me.  Is there any one at all?
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
 iamironmandamnit replied to your post: Oh… Wade. I know this. I was just wondering what the fuck is going on through your mind.
Dec 31st
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Oh...
And if it was the “neat” or “on the rocks” bit that was confounding you.  Neat means, just the alcohol, nothing else touches the glass aside from air.  Which is totally how Scotch should be drank. “On the rocks” is with ice.  And those are fighting words.
Dec 31st
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iamironmandamnit: downinthedeadpool: iamironmandamnit: Wade Wilson’s War: ooc: I don’t know, I just could never get into comicbooks….tacos? iamironmandamnit: downinthedeadpool: iamironmandamnit: downinthedeadpool replied to your post Don’t know much from the comics? You poor man, you’re seriously missing out. Yes, you are. Even though you’re currently being written as a kind of… ...
Dec 31st
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What part of "no" did you not understand?
No, I completely understood.  I just was completely disinterested in what you had to say.  Despite the fact that you have breasts.
Dec 31st
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iamironmandamnit: Wade Wilson’s War: ooc: I don’t know, I just could never get into comicbooks….tacos? iamironmandamnit: downinthedeadpool: iamironmandamnit: downinthedeadpool replied to your post Don’t know much from the comics? You poor man, you’re seriously missing out. Yes, you are. Even though you’re currently being written as a kind of… The Talisker...
Dec 31st
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And people say I talk too much.
Dec 31st
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ooc: I don't know, I just could never get into...
iamironmandamnit: downinthedeadpool: iamironmandamnit: downinthedeadpool replied to your post Don’t know much from the comics? You poor man, you’re seriously missing out. Yes, you are. Even though you’re currently being written as a kind of granola-munching-eco-friendly-grassroots-green-energy hippie by Matt Fraction. And did I mention tacos? Yes, tacos.  Your alcohol-riddled brain...
Dec 31st
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Uvula. Uvula. Uvula.
It’s just such a fun word to say, “Uvula”.  Try it, I’m sure you’ll like it.
Dec 31st
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ooc: I don't know, I just could never get into...
iamironmandamnit: downinthedeadpool replied to your post Don’t know much from the comics? You poor man, you’re seriously missing out. Yes, you are. Even though you’re currently being written as a kind of granola-munching-eco-friendly-grassroots-green-energy hippie by Matt Fraction. And did I mention tacos? Yes, tacos.  Your alcohol-riddled brain must remember tacos.  Even fish tacos,...
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Hi Tony!
theplaygroundofpagliacci-: downinthedeadpool: Are you regretting the whole Civil War thing yet?  Boy was that stupid!  Afterwards you got your ass handed to you by Thor, Black Panther, Spider-Man, The Thing…even Nova.  A b-list cosmic character totally punked you, dude.  And then, then you kind of died and had many of your secrets stolen by the Ghost!  Guy doesn’t even bathe. So, um, how’s...
Dec 31st
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Hi Tony!
Are you regretting the whole Civil War thing yet?  Boy was that stupid!  Afterwards you got your ass handed to you by Thor, Black Panther, Spider-Man, The Thing…even Nova.  A b-list cosmic character totally punked you, dude.  And then, then you kind of died and had many of your secrets stolen by the Ghost!  Guy doesn’t even bathe. So, um, how’s tricks?
Dec 31st
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Being able to break the Fourth Wall is too a...
Dec 31st
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the-black-widow started following you
the-black-widow: zaphod-beeblebrox: the-black-widow: zaphod-beeblebrox: Oh, hey there, pretty lady. ;-) Hi there :) How ya doin’, there, darlin’? You know, I’m the President of the Galaxy? I’m doing well, how are you? President of the galaxy? Really? How come I’ve never heard of you then… Do you get out of the house, like ever? Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Nat....
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
 1291 replied to your post:  1291 replied to your post: I have 69 messages… Damn I should leave you special messages O; or vice versa xD I also have a “submit” button to send pictures, audio, video, whatever to as well.  It’s labelled “On your knees” on the blog itself.  You wouldn’t believe some of the bizarre crap that people send me.
Dec 31st
 1291 replied to your post: I have 69 messages saved in my ASK box. From who? LOL. And ssinf that many would drive me maddddd I never save more than 20 at a time D: My adoring public.  And my not-so-adoring Anons.  Almost all of what is saved is not for public consumption, but gives me warm tinglies and/or an erection. ;-p
Dec 31st
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I have 69 messages saved in my ASK box.
Dec 31st
cantbeatmycurlylips asked: R u an atheist?
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
cantbeatmycurlylips asked: R u an atheist?
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