smoteymote:

ampvee:

onamissiontocivilize:

widdershinsgirl:

geekboots:

JESUS TUMBLR

Captain Picard has an Android phone with unlimited Data.

ANDROID PHONE WITH UNLIMITED DATA

GET OUT

LEAVE.

No. This is Patrick. 

If that puppet still exists, I think the producers of Bones should ask to borrow it.

codenamequake:

I can honestly say I have no desire to know. 

You don’t want to be a billionaire?

Or you’re not going to ask Tony why he sits in a bathrobe staring at people masturbate with shoeboxes on his feet all Howard Hughes-like.

codenamequake:

I could write you literally a whole essay on why I didn’t need that in my head. 

It’s the same reason why Batman created Brother Eye, only he was watching Clark.

What’s with pervy voyeuristic billionaires?

rustbeltjessie:

mountain—sound:

Pixies - Wave of Mutilation

I’ve kissed mermaids, rode the el nino
Walked the sand with the crustaceans
Could find my way to Mariana

On a wave of mutilation
Wave of mutilation
Wave of mutilation
Wave
Wave

codenamequake:

Google isn’t nearly as fun.

Real-time Google Earth through Stark’s satellites.  Tony watches you masturbate.

codenamequake:

Your stalking skills should really be your superpower. 

Google.

backtoequestria:

That is not death. That is salvation Wade.

No. Mustard is definitely death.